THOSE PEOPLE AT YOUR SCHOOL WHO HAVE BILLIONS OF FRIENDS.. and your like

 

MY CHILDHOOD BEFORE I DISCOVERED THE INTERNET.

THEY SAY “LIFE IS A BITCH”…SO IF A GUY TELLS HIS GIRL “YOU ARE MY LIFE”…ITS LIKE SAYING “YOU ARE MY BITCH”.

LAZINESS GIVES YOU NINJA SKILLS:

WHENEVER I HEAR BIEBERS SONG PLAYING

                                                             I GO LIKE

                                                      AND MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE