Walking down stairs seductively,

                                                                           Expectations:

                                                                     Reality

                                                     
                                                   

ANNA MUN NAURAA VIEL TOLLE xd

That moment when you’re reading out loud in class and someone starts talking

When you forget about homework and remember late at night while chillinn.

music changes mood from this

                                                                         to this

                                                              

i love that feeling when i prove that im right id like to wipe it on their face

when little babys wont stop crying !!

The Lion King:

                                                                    we think its like this

                                                                 reality check:

                                                 

What you look like when you wake up

                                                                     expectation

                                                                     reality

                                          

Walking in high heels…

                             expectation

               reality

After getting a haircut

Expectation:

reality:

When You Dougie

Expectations :

reality:

How is LIL WAYNE, a nigga with a wife, ex-wife, 5 baby mommas, 3 boos, 2 hoes and a partridge in a pear tree, gonna tell me how to love?!?!?

When girls talk about their boyfriends

   

o.O

HOW I SAY HI!!

                                                       WHEN IM MEETING NEW PEOPLE

                                                WHEN I TRY TO FLIRT WITH SOMEONE

                                          TO MY BESTFRIEND

                                      

                                

When you hear your mum say your name on the phone

It's Funny How Everyone calls us "Pretty" and "Beautiful" but when we look in the mirror we see the complete opposite.

THAT MOMENT WHEN PEOPLE START FIGHTING

OTHERS ARE LIKE

BUT IM LIKE

That Awkward Moment

When one of your good friends gets back together with his ex…, for the fifth or sixth time.

“The awkward moment when 2 pedophiles talk to each other on FACEBOOK pretending to be kids, & meet up somewhere…..”

that awkward moment when someones like : u look pretty today and im like: did i look ugly yesterday

When someone push you and pretends they didn’t.

You’re like:

And she’s like:

and then your like:

And she’s like:

then your like:

IM SO ANNOYED WHEN PEOPLE SAY SWAG 24/7 * I ATE MY BREAKFAST* SWAAAAG IM LIKE -___-

That moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

That moment when you finally relax and your mom calls you to do something

How other girls sit in class..

                                                      AND THIS IS HOW I SIT
                                                      

                                       

When the teacher writes a bunch of mathematical bullshit on the board and asks if there’s any questions…

                                    YEAH...

I always try my best at telling jokes…But I always seem to punch up the fuck line.

I wasn’t aware that answering my mom’s question was considered talking back

Can you get off the computer for five minutes…

                                       
That moment when you press play on your iPod, and you forget that the volume is all the way up.

                            

five things black parents usually say!!

#BlackParentsQuotes stop crying before i give you something to cry about
#BlackParentsQuotes "wait till we get home"
#blackparentsquotes "Roll ya eyes at me again and i'ma knock em in the back of ya head."
#blackparentsquotes - " mama , i'm hungry " . . . go make you a sandwich ! " I dont want no sandwich " . . . Well you aint hungry then””

#blackparentsquotes *calls your name like its an emergency* "yes?!" "...turn my light off"

some people just need a hug.. around their neck.. with a rope.

when strangers are staring at you!

when your alone ur like













and when your with your friends